Metal4ever

للكل .. نطّو هون http://metalforever.co.cc/phpBB/index.php?sid=3bd5f95ce296581d106e02f291251888 أو هون http://metalforever.co.cc/

    Laugh in English ....

    شاطر
    avatar
    Dark Angel
    عضو جديد
    عضو جديد

    عدد المساهمات : 10
    نقاط : 6481
    الخبرة : 0
    تاريخ التسجيل : 15/09/2009

    Laugh in English ....

    مُساهمة من طرف Dark Angel في الجمعة أكتوبر 23, 2009 1:19 pm



    At a woman's conference in London the chairperson asks the ladies if they had done what she had asked them to do after last years conference,
    'BE MORE FORCEFUL WITH THEIR PARTNERS'.

    One lady stood up and said ' yes I for one went home and told my husband that there would be no more washing and ironing done in this house untill he did his fair share. Well on the next day I coudnt see any change, and on the day after that I didnt see any change,but on the third day I got home from work and my husband was standing doing the ironing, and now he does it three times a week.'
    To that she got a standing ovation from the rest of the delegates.
    Then another lady stood up and said that she did the same only it was cooking and cleaning that she stopped untill her husband did his fair share, Well as before on the first day she saw nothing and on the second day she saw nothing but on the third day her husband had made a roast dinner and he did the same every week after that. She too got a standing ovation.
    Then one woman from the village took the floor and said ' aye I did the same I went hame and said that there would be no more of this and no more of that untill he did his fair share. Well I never saw anythin on the first day, and I didnt see anythin on the second day, but come the third day she said I could just about see a little with my left eye!!!!!



    A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
    The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother cause I still have mine"



    The financially pressed vicar was outraged when his wife purchased a dress for over $300. She told him she couldn't help it, it was like Satan telling her she looked fabulous in it. He told her, 'when I have urges like that I say 'Get thee behind me Satan!!' She said 'I said that, he told me I looked fabulous from there too!'

    man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for
    dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't
    tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and
    let them guess.
    The kids were eager to know what the meat was on
    their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
    'Well' the father said, 'It's what mommy calls me
    sometimes.'
    The little girl screams, 'Don't eat it.... it's an asshole!
    avatar
    Lucifer
    Circle Of Revenge
    Circle Of Revenge

    عدد المساهمات : 1281
    نقاط : 9495
    الخبرة : 670
    تاريخ التسجيل : 17/07/2009
    العمر : 27

    رد: Laugh in English ....

    مُساهمة من طرف Lucifer في الجمعة أكتوبر 23, 2009 3:07 pm

    Dark Angel كتب:


    man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for
    dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't
    tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and
    let them guess.
    The kids were eager to know what the meat was on
    their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
    'Well' the father said, 'It's what mommy calls me
    sometimes.'
    The little girl screams, 'Don't eat it.... it's a f**kin' asshole!
    So Fuckin' Funny
    Thanx For The jokes
    Keep It Comin Girl



    _________________

    The Black Devil
    عضو مميز
    عضو مميز

    عدد المساهمات : 118
    نقاط : 6647
    الخبرة : 666
    تاريخ التسجيل : 05/09/2009

    رد: Laugh in English ....

    مُساهمة من طرف The Black Devil في السبت أكتوبر 24, 2009 2:45 am

    Thanx Deer

    Really Funny Stuff
    The Last One Is The Best
    avatar
    vampire
    عضو جديد
    عضو جديد

    عدد المساهمات : 7
    نقاط : 6503
    الخبرة : 0
    تاريخ التسجيل : 27/08/2009

    رد: Laugh in English ....

    مُساهمة من طرف vampire في السبت أكتوبر 24, 2009 8:24 am


    so funny
    thank you
    avatar
    Call of Death
    ادارة المنتدى
    ادارة المنتدى

    عدد المساهمات : 852
    نقاط : 7966
    الخبرة : 3
    تاريخ التسجيل : 03/08/2009
    العمر : 27
    الموقع : metal4ever

    رد: Laugh in English ....

    مُساهمة من طرف Call of Death في الخميس نوفمبر 05, 2009 6:34 pm

    يسلمو كتير بس الاصلية كانت احلى وشكرا لوسيفر ع التعديل


    _________________
    إن قلبي.....عصفور البرية.....قد وجد سماءه في عينيك
    إنهما مهد الصباح...انهما مملكة النجوم...إن اناشيدي تهيم في غوريهما
    فدعيني أرفرف في هذه السماء...في مداها الرحب
    دعيني أشق غيومها و أبسط جناحي تحت أشعة شمسها

    avatar
    nana
    عضو جديد
    عضو جديد

    عدد المساهمات : 80
    نقاط : 6255
    الخبرة : 0
    تاريخ التسجيل : 03/02/2010
    العمر : 27

    رد: Laugh in English ....

    مُساهمة من طرف nana في الإثنين مارس 08, 2010 11:27 am

    very nice n very funy too
    I take it
    tnx

      الوقت/التاريخ الآن هو الثلاثاء يوليو 17, 2018 7:16 pm